For Patrons Only

Login with Patreon

#0211: Hot and Cold

16 thoughts on “#0211: Hot and Cold

  1. At least they care.

  2. ehh when will this guy get a break

    1. Probably not for a while.

      –Jaycee
      “I’m doing it.”

      1. Meh, he’s chasing widows for sex. I have less sympathy now. However, once he figured out the command words for himself, he’s gonna shag like a boss man.

        Never an issue with getting it up and if he’s at risk of tossing his sauce early he just does a quick “soft” “hard” and its an instant reset.

        1. I’m sure it’ll turn out good for him in the end. ‘Cuz, y’know, it always turns out for the better when faeries are involved. 😉

          –Jaycee
          “I’m doing it.”

        2. Well… To be fair, Lucky’s response to command words is a result of a sort of magic hypnosis by the human Karma who is powered by a transferred enchantment from the human Lucky who gained it from a potion created by the human sorcerer… I guess a Faery manipulated the prince to give Lucky the potion.

        3. What we lack is context Charles81. We have no idea of when that woman’s husband died and what stage of grief she is in or if she is moving on and attempting to date again. It could be just as bad as you think or it could be that Lucky is the first guy she went out with when she is trying to move on from her husband’s death.

          I’m not saying Lucky is an innocent and wasn’t going to try to sleep with her but it may not be as bad as you were thinking. I think Jaycee would have to clarify this.

        4. There’s nothing wrong with chasing widows:

          They are usually gagging for sex, missing the cock.
          They are usually older women and are well versed is sexual activities (young girls are SO uptight when it comes to sex).

          Widow-sex is great sex!

        5. Uhm… good looking young widows are pretty MUCH the traditional source of sex for men who are hard up. And for teenage boys looking to lose that pesky virginity. THAT meme goes back hundreds of years. Older women for younger men, younger women for older men. A young widow takes a few teenage boys in hand (no pun intended), teaches them how to be generous, patient and capable lovers and is paid back by that unflagging teenage stamina. And society is paid by a pack of teenage boys being turned into proper gentlemen who can now – somewhat – control their hormonal behavior.

    2. Yes, poor guy…

      It must be hard for him, the girls should take a softsoftapproach to avoid making life hard for him.

      1. He hates you so much right now. 😉

        –Jaycee
        “I’m doing it.”

  3. Wait, Patience may actually not be such a bitch when the giggles gets too much?

    Hmmm, we shall see how long it lasts for

  4. Recap week for people who got here late? Panel two voiceover from Marie: “Previously…on Bloomin’ Faeries….”

    1. Those would make great blog entries.

      –Jaycee
      “I’m doing it.”

  5. Is this the first time we have seen (not-so) Lucky without his helmet on? When he was under that other curse and looked all dashing doesn’t count because that was magic making him look that way

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

*

*

*

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

Bloomin’ Newsletter

Want comics ahead of schedule?
Get the Newsletter