So is Heather thinking she’s wearing that dress when she’s actually wearing that sexy underwear for the most part? Talk about the Emperor’s clothes with a sexy twist. lol
So Heather is starring on Herman and doesn’t believe that this is Albert, could there be future action? I love it when she pushes them up it’s such a great view every time.
Why is there a pink aura around Heather?
Is the ‘eyes front’ because Heather is still under the ‘staring/lustful man gazes makes her hot’? and nothing to do with the ‘there but not there’ clothing?
I think they are probably having some crazy sex right now or something like that.
Considering that their kids are horndogs, it wouldn’t surprise me if they get that from their parents. the reason why we haven’t met them yet may be that they are pretty comfortable about their sex lives and are pretty laid back as well and so are probably seen as pretty boring targets for the fairies by default since they would probably just roll with the punches of whatever curses they put on them.
25 thoughts on “#0312: Family Member”
Jake
Does she not know what a kid is? It seems like she thought Albert would always be small if she’s comparing him to a midget.
Guesticus
Except, not much time has passed since she last saw him
da Doctah
“Also, I have a talking penis.” Talk about burying your lead.
Urazz
So is Heather thinking she’s wearing that dress when she’s actually wearing that sexy underwear for the most part? Talk about the Emperor’s clothes with a sexy twist. lol
Gallstone
Yes, she is.
Jake
Except she’s obviously aware that that’s what he sees.
Gallstone
Nah. Heather is under the impression that her “dress” mesmerizes men and transforms their male gaze into pleasure for her.
Jake
If that was the case, we’ve be seeing her o face. She clearly knows what he’s seeing.
Finvair
Except we’ve already been shown she can stand up to twenty three men liking at her before she gets off.
Guesticus
It’s a magic dress: it transforms under the gaze of men
TJgalon
Words can’t express how funny I find this strip today, lol.
Jaycee
Glad to hear it. 🙂
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Oberon
Of things to follow “Also”, “I have a talking penis” is not one which is expected…
Casey
Oh..
Is THAT why my bat pick-up lines never work!
DAYUM!
Seta
So Heather is starring on Herman and doesn’t believe that this is Albert, could there be future action? I love it when she pushes them up it’s such a great view every time.
Why is there a pink aura around Heather?
Guesticus
Probably the same reason there is an orange aura around Albie: they both play DCUO!!!
Kol Drake
Is the ‘eyes front’ because Heather is still under the ‘staring/lustful man gazes makes her hot’? and nothing to do with the ‘there but not there’ clothing?
Guesticus
Actually, the ‘there but not there’ clothing is part of that ‘staring gazes makes her hot’, or the gazes is part of the clothing, or both
Fill in the blank
Random thought. With a the things going on in the castle, what are the King and Queen doing? They must have seen something weird by now.
Jaycee
They don’t appear to be paying much attention to their children.
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Urazz
I think they are probably having some crazy sex right now or something like that.
Considering that their kids are horndogs, it wouldn’t surprise me if they get that from their parents. the reason why we haven’t met them yet may be that they are pretty comfortable about their sex lives and are pretty laid back as well and so are probably seen as pretty boring targets for the fairies by default since they would probably just roll with the punches of whatever curses they put on them.
Guesticus
Probably still working on producing a better heir 😀
Robert Nowall
I suppose he could carry on a conversation with his talking penis, but, then, the talking penis would probably only want to talk about one thing…
Gallstone
I count at least five. Multiply by number of women present.
Robert Nowall
Different cast of characters; same subject.
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