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#0325: Need More Cowbelle?

52 thoughts on “#0325: Need More Cowbelle?

  1. I’m starting to get where the issues between Crystal and Heather come from.

    Though Crystal doesn’t seem too surprised that Heather is walking around in her underwear.

    1. With a Faerie that she just nabbed and made subservient to her like Spunky, I’m sure it’s pretty clear what’s going on… >:-D

  2. Glad to see Autumn got a nickname that the audience has been calling her for years. lol

    1. I wonder what Spunky’s real name is.

      1. How about ‘Forward’? ^^;
        I’m going to assume that’s not normal behaviour among faeries, judging by Autumn’s expression.
        Annnd now I wonder whether one faerie groping another’s boobs without permission is a power move on more than one level, given they’re indicative of personal power and experience.

  3. Wow, she’s terrible. I really don’t like her anymore.

    1. Wait, that mean you once did? o_O

  4. Run, Heather. RUN.

    Things sure have changed, with faeries being victimized just as badly as humans. It’s terrible either way. :-/

    1. I don’t know, one could argue Crystal could be worse than the faeries.

      I mean, Heather and Autumn became friends without Heather having to enslave Autumn.

      1. Yeah, but remember everything that had to happen between the two of them before they struck up a friendship…

        1. Friendship might be a slight exaggeration…

          –Jaycee
          “I’m doing it.”

        2. Maybe, but they did seem to learn to like each other.

  5. Even Heather’s bikini is frowning at Cousin Bitch

  6. Kind of hoping she gets pushed into a lake very soon or much worse (lake just came to mind first).

  7. Can Busy be called Cow anyway cause its cute as fuck?

    1. I think she’s decided to call Heather “cow”.

      1. Two fairies at her command and calling the princess a cow. This could be interesting.

  8. AH HA!!! I’ve been calling her Busty before this strip!

    1. You and many others have, so I though it’d be fitting to recognize the nickname through Crystal. 🙂

      –Jaycee
      “I’m doing it.”

      1. It’s not cool anymore now Crystal’s using it… *sulks*

        1. In the world of Bloomin’ Faeries, things have a way of backfiring… 😉

          –Jaycee
          “I’m doing it.”

        2. Maybe Autumn adopt the name legally, and annoy Crystal with it. That would be a proper backfire. 🙂

        3. Nah, I imagine a proper backfiring for Crystal would be her having sex so she is no longer a virgin and has no power over fairies and gains some big boobs on top of that as well. lol

        4. Would that be punishment? One might think her issue with big boobs might be envy.

        5. No, if it as simple envy, then she could have her pet Faerie give her bewbs

        6. You mean she could become Thanified ?

        7. Than ending Crystal’s reign would be perfect!

  9. Hmmm… I wonder if Sir Thane is in the area and what might occur to Crystal’s control…

    1. The Phantom's Belch

      Thane being around would cheapen it.

      That being said… maybe at the end of whatever twisted ideas Heather and Albert can come up with. 🙂

  10. I think Crystal represents a pirate’s worst nightmare…A sunken chest with no booty.

    I can’t tell if she’s got a bad case of envy, or if it’s just an aggressive inferiority complex.

    1. It could be a genuinely malicious character. She was tormenting her cousins well before any of them blossomed, so to speak.

    2. That….was epic. >.>!!! Epic Crystal Trolling right there.

  11. Is it just me, or does “Spunky” look sickly? Maybe she isn’t let out much and doesn’t get enough sun?

    1. Pale yes, but not sickly

  12. Wow in Jaycee’s Babes & Pinups there is a blonde that is wearing an outfit that looks just like Heather’s “skimpy version of her latest dress”. It is the Pin from skinzwear. 😉

    1. This one? 🙂

      http://pin.it/PqpabK-

      –Jaycee
      “I’m doing it.”

      1. Yep That is the one, I wonder if the designer is a BF reader? 😀

  13. I’m starting to see why the faeries like Autumn spend so much time making humans have sex. More sex = fewer virgins, and thus less chance of someone like Crystal making it far enough into life to really cause problems via faerie control.

  14. I miss the title till today. Gotta have mopre cowbell, ahha

    1. S’what you need when you have a fever…

      –Jaycee
      “I’m doing it.”

  15. It is a sad Monday without a new BF strip.

    1. Yeah, sorry about that, it’ll be here shortly.

      Wouldn’t want you guys to have a sad Monday.

      –Jaycee
      “I’m doing it.”

      1. Promises, promises

      2. Sad Tuesday too.

  16. im betting on Sir thane sorting things out.

    1. Heh. I’ve got a vision now of Sir Thane and Baby galloping to the rescue just as things start looking dark for our heroines.

      Of course, Thane is still in the clutches of Lara, if I remember aright, being put to work in a “friendly house.”

      And I’m hoping Marie, Sorcerer(ess?), and mirror get restored, too.

  17. How about Crystal feels an overwhelming need to titty fuck her subjects, (thanks to Autumn) and her breasts grow bigger and bigger as the “needs” of her subjects increase more and more?

  18. Weren’t the nuns virgins?

    1. Obviously, the faerie’s definition of “virgin” is stricter than what we are used to.

      Personally, I prefer the definition used in Oglaf, where lots of things “don’t count”
      http://oglaf.com/immaculate-city/2/
      http://oglaf.com/nightfall/2/

  19. The Shakes have started. Need my BLF fix.

    1. Sorry for the delay, the strip is up now! Go get your fix! 🙂

      –Jaycee
      “I’m doing it.”

  20. I can’t wait to see Crystal get what’s coming to her. I despise her already.

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