Looks like Albert ruined his chance by having that little philosophical discussion with his dick. I’m guessing Heather ran off to screw some other guy so at least the incest crisis has been averted for now.
Anyway, that’s dick logic indeed. While Herman may have a mind of his own, he is hooked up to Albert’s nervous system and circulation, so they should at least biologically be one entity.
Come to think of it, unless the magic transplant is also suppressing Albert’s immune system to prevent tissue rejection, Herman’s DNA must have been altered to match Albert’s. The line is pretty blurred…
On top of that, we don’t know if the semen Herman would ‘spit’ out would be Albert’s or not. If it is Albert’s, then there could be a chance that he would knock Heather up.
20 thoughts on “#0329: Phallus Logic”
Dr. O
*Grabs hat and suitcase and abandon ship* Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope!!
Urazz
Looks like Albert ruined his chance by having that little philosophical discussion with his dick. I’m guessing Heather ran off to screw some other guy so at least the incest crisis has been averted for now.
Obakeinu
Just locate the nearest guard (or group of guards)… it shouldn’t be that hard.
Bubbaclaw
Not only is it hard, its talking to him.
Gallstone
*WHEW*
Gallstone
Anyway, that’s dick logic indeed. While Herman may have a mind of his own, he is hooked up to Albert’s nervous system and circulation, so they should at least biologically be one entity.
Come to think of it, unless the magic transplant is also suppressing Albert’s immune system to prevent tissue rejection, Herman’s DNA must have been altered to match Albert’s. The line is pretty blurred…
Guesticus
If Herman is, indeed, a sentient todger, then where did Albert’s todger roger off to? o_O
Urazz
On top of that, we don’t know if the semen Herman would ‘spit’ out would be Albert’s or not. If it is Albert’s, then there could be a chance that he would knock Heather up.
Lurker
Damn, what size is this thing?!
Seta
It’s a third leg.
Jake
Yeah, women don’t usually let you have sex to with them after you call them “a bitch”. Unless they are into it anyway.
Michael
It’s a logical phallusy!
Jaycee
That almost became the title. 🙂
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Jakk Frost
Ironic (in an Alanis Morrisette kinda way) that I just used the term “logical fallacy” like 2 minutes ago on another webcomic.
Come to think of it I made that same pun, “logical phallusy”, a couple of months back on an earlier strip of the same comic. lol
Guess great minds think alike 😉
Jaycee
Or dirty minds… I think dirty minds think alike… 🙂
–Jaycee
“I’m doing it.”
Robert Nowall
I suppose the next thing we’ll see is the My Own Guy wandering around on his own…
Ray
I can’t fap to this.
Gillette
amen
Wowlock
So Albert accepted my reasoning of the situation but by then it was too late.. Wonder where did Heather go though O.o
Hypnobubba
Where did Heather go? A tail best left for others.
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