I don’t recall Thane using very foul language… May have forgotten about that, I’m not a big fan of gutter-talk.
I’d say that either those breasts fit into the armour like jelly fits into a mold, or else the ‘physical augmenting’ aspect of Thane’s curse has received an upgrade since we last saw him.
I worry what that guard is going to do when the lady guard throws herself at Thane…
Let me just go on record as saying that I am BLOODY HAPPY to receive this news. I’d be even happier to know there was no horse-on-human ‘action’ planned at all, to tell the truth.
The flat chested one isn’t stupid. I think they explained that the Faeries with larger breast are more mischievous. Their breast grow depending on how many humans they curse/prank.
Beats getting cosmetic surgery or casting transmutation spells to that effect, I suppose.
I wonder though, if anything like a righteous, kindly faerie existed, one without any desire to prank people… what would she look like?
Jaycee
A kind faerie is a bit like an altruistic scorpion, or a unicorn: you’re not likely to encounter one… But it’s fun to think about it.
–Jaycee
Gallstone
Hey, now! … Scorpions can be altruistic. … To their offspring. … Provided it’s the female. 😉
So, no unicorns in the Bloomingfaeriesverse? That’s… a relief, actually, considering some of the lore that surrounds them. The faeries would probably play havoc with the poor creatures.
Jaycee
Well, I don’t know if there are no unicorns in the BFverse, I just know I’ve never seen one, or heard Attitude speak of one. Doesn’t mean they don’t exist, but yeah, and I don’t believe they do.
If you’ve got proof to the contrary, step forward. Otherwise, I’m sticking to my nice, stable(-ish) reality. So there. 🙂
–Jaycee
Gallstone
I am content to not have proof of the existence of unicorns in the BFverse. 🙂
Lurker
According to the rules of the game as described by Jaycee, she’d have two big dents on her chest.
Actually, I’m pretty sure that our Equine friend is doing his best to keep Thane from catching sight of…Ahem…The Twins. Remember what happens if he DOES catch sight of bare female chest-mounted fun lumps…
37 thoughts on “#53: Is That a Breastplate of Holding?”
Jakob
That guard will kick himself if Thane does leave and finds out he’s the reason she’s acting that way.
Btw, is it just me or is the female guards skin lighter here? Her skin was darker before.
Anyway, great job as always and i’m really loving Thane’s return. I’m kinda hoping he meets princess Heather. Heh.
Fant
It’s just you. Her skin looked darker before because of her copper armor, but her skin was the exact same color.
Jakob
Ah ok. My bad then.
Elfguy
she left out the “goes insane with lust upon sighting bare boobs…”
Luthor
I like the way Sir Thanes codpiece is shaped.
Yahtzee
Is it me, or is the horse (forgot his name) helping the female guard to undress ? ^^
Gallstone
Either he’s being helpful, or he’s trying to restrain her before she can pounce on and maul Thane, I think.
TsunamiJane
Look at his facial expression. Definitely trying to “help” rather than restrain!
Jakob
She is staring at Thane with Lust, so he probably is holding her back.
Gallstone
I don’t recall Thane using very foul language… May have forgotten about that, I’m not a big fan of gutter-talk.
I’d say that either those breasts fit into the armour like jelly fits into a mold, or else the ‘physical augmenting’ aspect of Thane’s curse has received an upgrade since we last saw him.
I worry what that guard is going to do when the lady guard throws herself at Thane…
Fant
All the foul language was him talking about his manhood and needing to screw everything in sight. Remember, the horse bleeped over his words?
Gallstone
Ohh, right. That. But was that part of the curse, or just Thane going crazy because of the curse flipping his libido into overdrive plus?
Jaycee
That was part of the curse.
–Jaycee
Gallstone
That poor sod…
ChemicalRascal
Best. Wingman. Ever.
Gallstone
Shhh~! Not so loud! One of the faeries might hear and turn the poor horse into a Pegasus. Or are you referring to Thane?
Jaycee
Ooh, that would’ve made a great title for the strip. Wish I’d thought of it…
–Jaycee
Glenn
I wonder if the guard will get some action, or sir thane’s horse, lol(that’d be really funny)
Jaycee
Yeah, sorry but no horse-on-human action planned in the near future…
–Jaycee
Gallstone
Let me just go on record as saying that I am BLOODY HAPPY to receive this news. I’d be even happier to know there was no horse-on-human ‘action’ planned at all, to tell the truth.
ecurps
am i the only one who’s noticed that for faeries the bigger your tits, the smarter you are? that flat-chested one is kinda stupid… ^^;
Jakob
The flat chested one isn’t stupid. I think they explained that the Faeries with larger breast are more mischievous. Their breast grow depending on how many humans they curse/prank.
andar
All I know is that the more mischievous one of the two seen here…I love the way she thinks, I guess, cuz I LOVE the way she looks.
Gallstone
She does look better than the first faerie – in my opinion, anyway. A bit unbalanced in the chest area, though.
Gallstone
Beats getting cosmetic surgery or casting transmutation spells to that effect, I suppose.
I wonder though, if anything like a righteous, kindly faerie existed, one without any desire to prank people… what would she look like?
Jaycee
A kind faerie is a bit like an altruistic scorpion, or a unicorn: you’re not likely to encounter one… But it’s fun to think about it.
–Jaycee
Gallstone
Hey, now! … Scorpions can be altruistic. … To their offspring. … Provided it’s the female. 😉
So, no unicorns in the Bloomingfaeriesverse? That’s… a relief, actually, considering some of the lore that surrounds them. The faeries would probably play havoc with the poor creatures.
Jaycee
Well, I don’t know if there are no unicorns in the BFverse, I just know I’ve never seen one, or heard Attitude speak of one. Doesn’t mean they don’t exist, but yeah, and I don’t believe they do.
If you’ve got proof to the contrary, step forward. Otherwise, I’m sticking to my nice, stable(-ish) reality. So there. 🙂
–Jaycee
Gallstone
I am content to not have proof of the existence of unicorns in the BFverse. 🙂
Lurker
According to the rules of the game as described by Jaycee, she’d have two big dents on her chest.
William Carr
“am i the only one who’s noticed that for faeries the bigger your tits, the smarter you are?”
It’s the other way around. The more clever pranks a faerie plays, the bigger her bust gets.
The other one just isn’t as clever at be-spelling people so has a flatter chest.
Jakob
I don’t think that’s the case. I think she’s still in training.
Elfguy
Yeah, she’s a Pre-vert, still learning how to be a Per-vert…once she’s an expert though, she’d become a Pro-vert, and do it for a living…
Stormhawk
Why is Thane wearing a poka-dot onesie? It is not a good look for him.
SnowyMagnolia
Maybe some merchant told him it was ermine.
Quodod
Donkey (or mule or horse or whatever) really looks like he likes what he’s seeing. Must be an ass man (sorry).
Elfguy
Actually, I’m pretty sure that our Equine friend is doing his best to keep Thane from catching sight of…Ahem…The Twins. Remember what happens if he DOES catch sight of bare female chest-mounted fun lumps…
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