Hi all,
It’s with embarrassment that I make this late announcement about the art contest. Due to a lack of participation (3 entries), I’m cancelling it. There really is no point in having an art contest if there’s no art for people to vote on. Continue reading “About the Art Contest #2…”
Sorry for cutting it short yesterday. Convinced Mandy to go see Killer Elite. It’s not her type of movie, so she was doing it to be nice to me. Thus, it was my duty to at least make sure we were on time.
Anyway, after talking to Meghan, I think I’ve figured out what’s been going on:
So the more things change, the more they stay the same. Brooke is still chasing tail. And this time, as a girl, she’s probably more devastating than ever (which girl would REALLY have her guard up against another chick?). And if she’s dating two girls, there’s no reason to believe he’s not dating even MORE than that. Mandy (with whom I shared all this) naturally agrees with me.
Guess I’m overdue for a little chat with Brooke.
–Jaycee
So I met for coffee with Meghan Thursday morning. I unfortunately couldn’t write about it until now…
But first, the question on everyone’s lips. Well, maybe not lips (or everyone’s), but the question that needs to be answered: did I tell Mandy about the coffee date?
Yes, I DID! Continue reading “Two Coffees and a Chick”
I guess it was just a matter of time before Meghan and I ran into each other. I’m a regular at Coffeehaus, and so is she. The only reason why I don’t think she’s seen me before is because I’m on the mezzanine while she stays at ground level, near the entrance. That, and the fact that I come in before she does. But finally, this morning, we bumped into each other.
Last time we “talked,” she was experiencing hot, spontaneous and very public orgasms (remember?). We never really met after that (and I’m NOT complaining). This morning, though, I was a little late leaving my place. (Not that it’s any of your business, but Mandy’s “sex-hand-gun” still works, as does mine!). I often drop by Coffeehaus to get my morning java, but I usually do that much earlier than 8:00 AM. Not this morning, though. As I lined up in the queue, I kept doing some work on my iPad and listened to some music. I didn’t notice the girl that queued in right after me. Yeah, HER. Continue reading “Meeting Meghan”
As I mentioned, I sent Morgan a response on behalf of Jaycee. Honest, I’m just looking out for him! It went a little bit like this (and by “a little bit,” I mean here’s a cut-and-paste): Continue reading “She Wrote Back”
Earlier this week, after someone sent me a link to a video clip of the movie Orgazmo, I remembered this was one of the “mystery DVDs” I received a few months back. I’d stored those away from view to avoid misuse, but upon seeing the clip (and after Minx’s little gift on Sunday/Monday), I thought it might be an opportunity to have some fun.
For those who haven’t seen the movie, it’s about this Mormon guy who stars in bad porn movies, but then gets equipped with a techno arm attachment that shoots orgasmic rays. One shot sends you to the moon. Multiple shots? Well, you see stars. Continue reading “My Hand is an Orgazmic Ray Gun!”
I try and try for months, but fail at tracking Morgan down. And now, just like that, she sends Jaycee an email, out of the blue. It goes like this: Continue reading “Email from Morgan!”
That’s it. It only lasted a little over 24 hours. By end of day yesterday, I lost that little power over women that Minx gave me on Sunday. At least, I made the most of it. Continue reading ““You’ve Been a Bad, Baaaaad Boy, Jaycee.””
I decided, if I’m going to have a power (however short the duration is going to be) and it’s going to make women uninterested in me, I might as well make the most of it, right? So this morning, I decided when getting up that I was going to milk the arousal/orgasm thing for all it was worth.
First order of the day: while Mandy was still sleeping (next to me), I “stimulated” her. Her immediate squirming confirmed to me that I still had “it.” I took my time, leaving her in that state, kind of enjoying the sight of her twisting around under the covers. Then I “released” her, bringing her to a rather spectacular climax. It woke her up, but by then I was already out of bed and getting myself ready. Continue reading “Making the Best of a Bad Situation”
Fortunately, the cold nose thing didn’t last long. Barely a day or so. Looks like Minx doesn’t have the same firepower as Attitude did. But what she lacks in duration, she makes up for in tenacity.
So it looks like she’s been messing around with a number of little things, from plants to squirrels to Mandy’s nipples. By and large, this isn’t a BIG problem. But today, she surprised me a little. She flew up to my face, all buzzing and excited, and said she had to do a good deed. An annual thing for faeries. But since Attitude didn’t really cover this with her, she wanted my advice. Not that she CARED, she was quick to add. In fact, she wanted to know so she could do something else. Continue reading “More Minx Mischief”
I’m going to (exceptionally) break with the usual form and talk a little bit about the character Marie from the strip. With that last strip, you may have noticed that I have been laying it on a little thick with the drama. What’s up with this? Is BF! losing its sense of humor?
No, not at all. The thing about Marie is an exception. And I blame Scott Kurtz (bless his talented soul!) for it. Continue reading “There’s Something About Marie…”
With apologies for being so silent during the last few weeks, I’m back! Back from Peru, then back from Easter Island, and now, just plain back from vacations.
And I came back to an empty place.
I don’t mean empty-empty, but empty-as-in-Attitude-is-gone-empty. Continue reading “Vacations Are Over!”
