It’s been over THREE weeks since my last update, and I’m terribly sorry about this. Some real-life stuff, such as switching the site from one hosting service to another, have taken up some of my time. I’m wondering if this has to do with the weird behavior of my phone, a while back, or the mysterious (and apparently enchanted) DVDs I received. Guess someone has it in for me, right?
Well, buster, I’m not quitting. Continue reading “So Jaycee, Where Have You Been?”
Enough with the suspense, here’s what happened on Sunday, AFTER Mandy noticed Meghan sitting by herself at a table on the ground floor.
As I said, she wasn’t really alone. She was soon joined by Brooke, dressed in her unmistakable pick-up artist style. It used to good on her as a guy, it now looks even better on her as a chick. And that hot chick was now hovering again around my ex-girlfriend, Meghan. If you’re just now joining us, you should know that I throw up a little in my mouth, these days, every time I think about Meg. And while I’ve moved on and forgiven Brooke for sleeping with her (as a guy) when she and I dated, my stomach sank low when I noticed the two together at Coffeehaus. Continue reading “Guess Who I Saw at Coffeehaus? (Part 2)”
I’ve recently found a new place to hang out, a coffee shop called Coffeehaus. I’ve been going there for a few weeks to write up my scripts for the strips. The atmosphere is pretty hip. They have carpets, and tons of bookshelves with real books. Books from the 19th and 20th Century, covering all sorts of topics. And the place has two floors, and serves coffee at tables, unlike Starbucks. The waiters and waitresses are very friendly, and remember what you want when you’re a regular.
This morning, I went there to write, accompanied by Mandy, who wanted to tag along to buy some fashion magazines. (She’s not ACTUALLY into these magazines, she says; she just wants to make fun of the skinny models and silly quizzes they have.) I didn’t mind her company, on the contrary. It was nice to have her there, especially because it gave me someone to bounce ideas off of for sexual gags. So we went to my usual table, on the second floor, in the corner, and I got to writing. Continue reading “Guess Who I Saw at Coffeehaus?”
So…there isn’t a lot I can really see from the vantage point of Jaycee’s web cam. I’ve been able to slowly hack into various other web cams and security cameras around the immediate area with some care, so my viewpoint is slowly growing, but what I’ve discovered is the most interesting stuff is actually going on right here.
Well, duh, right? Continue reading “Minx Watch: Nuts”
I just saw my credit card bill for June, and saw that SOMEHOW I got charged for a few dozen softcore DVDs that were shipped to me!!! What the heck?!?
So these weren’t gifts after all, but some credit card hack! To whoever did this: screw you!!!
And of course, Attitude denies everything.
Well, I guess if I’m going to look at the silver lining, I should be happy that *I* got the DVDs. Whoever hacked my credit card could have sent them to himself…
All right, I’m off to cancel my card and get another one.
–Jaycee
it’s time for another Bloomin’ Faeries! art contest. The rules are the same as before, but the prizes are a little different.
Check out the details HERE.
–Jaycee
I saw the darnest thing this morning, at breakfast. There I was, eating my cereals, when I saw a squirrel outside the back window. It was just scurrying around, looking for food. At first, I thought nothing of it, until it faced the window for a second. Then I saw it was a male.
An impressive one.
I’ve seen squirrels before, and they don’t come equipped with this kind of (ahem) male gear. This one was sporting a set of genitals I’d have expected on a small dog.
Attitude (who happened to flutter by at the same moment) denied any involvement in this. She added, “Better him than you, right?” and fluttered away.
Yeah. She got THAT right.
–Jaycee
Last night was odd, to say the list. Mandy and I had sex (the standard way, if there’s such a thing). Afterwards, the conversation drifted off into sexual performance, foreplay, and mutual satisfaction. And in the spirit of open and honest communication, I disclosed to Mandy I somewhat felt inadequate with her.
Let’s face it, she’s had a LOT of experience, and (thanks to some faerie-enhanced years) she’s become QUITE the sexual athlete (even if she says she’s forgotten a lot when she returned to normal). So when I seemed absent-minded after sex, she asked me what was on my mind. I told her what was up and she just smiled. It wasn’t a mocking smile, just kind of reassuring. “You shouldn’t worry about that. I’m with you because I like you. I’ve liked you for a LONG time, and for other reasons than sexual prowess. BETTER reasons.” Continue reading “A Lesson in Cunning Linguistics…”
…It’s me!
On Friday, I thought I’d be a funny guy and subject Brooke and Roseanne to Mood Boobs. For those who don’t know, it’s on one of the bunch of DVDs I received last week. It’s the story of this flat-chested girl who, while holding a magic crystal, wishes she had mood boobs: they’d grow bigger when she clapped her hands or got horny; her nipples would get rock hard and pointy when she’d get angry; etc. You get the idea.
Mandy was in on the joke, too. Because it’d only last a day (like the Freaky Friday curse), we both figured there’d be no lasting harm, so why not had a little fun, right? Continue reading “Who’s the Boob? That’s Right…”
Well, it looks like the DVD Curse lasted only 24 hours, and now both Mandy & I are back to normal.
I’m looking at the other DVDs, and I’m wondering at the possibilities. I know I shouldn’t THINK about this, but I have people coming over tonight… including Brooke & Roseanne. I’m wondering how they’d react to Mood Boobs (which, from the description, sounds rather amusing).
–Jaycee
I just woke up this morning, feeling beside myself.
Which turns out to be exactly the problem. When I looked next to me, expecting to find a sleeping Mandy, I found… me! Sleeping.
“What the heck?!?” Continue reading “Freaky Friday? Traumatic Thursday!”
Awright, who’s the wise guy?
A bunch of DVDs I’ve never ordered just arrived at my place today. There’s, like, two dozens of them. And they’re all somewhat softcore stuff (and even some hardcore), like: Continue reading “DVDs! DVDs EVERYWHERE!”
