Well you’re only partially correct. He’s not doing my girlfriend, cause she lives in my head and–Oh my God, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I’ve never felt so alone. Charlene, my high school crush, who I could never talk to in reality, how could YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Comichero
*pats back* its ok James the willbe others that Thane hasn’t spoiled
TooHandleToHot
Yeah, James, don’t be sad.
There’s bound to be women on the North pole or somewhere…
Good work, Gus. But you just can’t anticipate every eventuality… So. Next we’ll have sir Thane in an erotic tangle with an Ork woman… and we’ll see how far the beautification magic in his semen can take a member of a race commonly considered unesthetic by humans.
WIll she become a beautiful ork by ork standards? (Is she already?)
On another note, I adore the two ladies and their carrot. Here’s hoping that when the glitter wears off, they’ll buy a bunch more carrots and stroll off, arm in arm.
heh this’ll be interesting.
if Thane’s jizz makes women “prettier” by who’s definition will they be pretty? in the orc world she might be the hottest hulk of muscle and rage this side of whatever. if she becomes “pretty” by human standards she just might not be pretty to orcs…
just a thought…
Verde que te quiero verde.
Verde viento. Verdes ramas.
El barco sobre la mar
y el caballo en la montaña.
Con la sombra en la cintura
ella sueña en su baranda,
verde carne, pelo verde,
con ojos de fría plata.
39 thoughts on “#60: THAT I See”
Jakob
That looks like a female horse too….
I notice his horse is trying hard to prevent Thane from seeing any of the women. Is it because of the curse?
Gallstone
Gus is trying to sae Thane from the worst aspects of the faerie’s curse and keep him moving so things won’t deteriorate too far.
Jaycee
Yeah… Thane can’t see naked women, or *ELSE*…
(See https://www.bloomingfaeries.com/?p=156 and following strips.)
–Jaycee
James Smith
Where is THIS man in MY town?
Gallstone
Living in seclusion, ordering food and other necessities over the internet.
Jaycee
Probably having his way with your mum… and your sister… and your girlfriend… and your babysitter… AND her BFF…
Prolly all at once, too.
–Jaycee
James Smith
Well you’re only partially correct. He’s not doing my girlfriend, cause she lives in my head and–Oh my God, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I’ve never felt so alone. Charlene, my high school crush, who I could never talk to in reality, how could YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Comichero
*pats back* its ok James the willbe others that Thane hasn’t spoiled
TooHandleToHot
Yeah, James, don’t be sad.
There’s bound to be women on the North pole or somewhere…
Gallstone
Good work, Gus. But you just can’t anticipate every eventuality… So. Next we’ll have sir Thane in an erotic tangle with an Ork woman… and we’ll see how far the beautification magic in his semen can take a member of a race commonly considered unesthetic by humans.
A.B.
WIll she become a beautiful ork by ork standards? (Is she already?)
On another note, I adore the two ladies and their carrot. Here’s hoping that when the glitter wears off, they’ll buy a bunch more carrots and stroll off, arm in arm.
Gallstone
Unfortunately, this is Blooming Faeries. The chances of a genuinely happy ending seem to be rather low, so far…
Lillith
lol@ the carrot XD
DocMesa
Never has a vegetable looked so ominous.
N0083rP00F
Look at them Apples.
Also nice Tomatoes and Melons (Honeydew?) XD
James Smith
And Glazed Ham. And long, big, beefy sausages. Wait what’d I say?!
Hornet
Haha, a female Ork this should be fun.
boing
oooooh, facebook party in your pants dude!
Penélope
#156 is, in my opinion, the best of them all. Grace-touched. Even sticky-touched.
Desu
Oh boy~
Giant green muscle lady sex?
Do want~
TooHandleToHot
It’s an orc-lady O.O
Epic green-lady sex now loading….
ecurps
heh this’ll be interesting.
if Thane’s jizz makes women “prettier” by who’s definition will they be pretty? in the orc world she might be the hottest hulk of muscle and rage this side of whatever. if she becomes “pretty” by human standards she just might not be pretty to orcs…
just a thought…
ecurps
“death by snoo-snoo!” XD
James Smith
A death YOU know you deserved. ;D
Elfguy
Oh dear…looks like we may have some half-orks in our future…
Nynaeve
*LOL* That’s a pretty hawt Ork really…and poor Thane is gonna get the shaggin’ of his lifetime…and some new tooth marks…
Loli
SEXY ORK PINUP PLEASE
Dan
Well, THIS ain’t gonna be pretty.
Elfguy
Well not until afterwards…
Doc Nero
She was only a fishmonger’s daughter, but she’d jump on the slab and say “fillet.”
Kishou
aaaaaaaaaw snap.
trebthegamer
better title “look distractions!”
MrTT
time for some orc lovin
David
That very much looks like an ogre rather than an ork.
Rodrigo
Oh, oh… now THIS will be interesting…
TooHandleToHot
Verde que te quiero verde.
Verde viento. Verdes ramas.
El barco sobre la mar
y el caballo en la montaña.
Con la sombra en la cintura
ella sueña en su baranda,
verde carne, pelo verde,
con ojos de fría plata.
Quite literally, too.
ExPaladin
…
…looking forward to the next page! 😀
the unkown paul
So THATS what happened to the carrots. 😉
Jaycee
Yup. It’s a new fad in the castle. 😉
–Jaycee
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